盘点别人对你主队的最大误解：骑士只有LBJ？火箭只打篮下投三分盘点别人对你主队的最大误解：骑士只有

盘点别人对你主队的最大误解：骑士只有LBJ？火箭只打篮下投三分？

What is the biggest misconception about your team?

关于你主队的最大误解或错觉是什么？

The only one that comes to mind when thinking of the Hornets is that we still play like the bobcats. Aside from people actually referring to us as the bobcats (lol), fans on the opposing team will act like they just lost to a really bum team in the game threads if we beat them. We are slightly above average! Put some respek on our name!

当我们想到夏洛特黄蜂队时，总有一种错觉，好像我们还打的像夏洛特山猫队一样（烂）似的 [译注1]。除去那些只是借黄蜂队名，实际上在讨论山猫的球迷（笑）；如果我们赢了某队的话，在赛后帖里那队的球迷就绝望地像是输给了一只很辣鸡的球队似的。拜托，咱在联盟平均水准之上好么，请给我们一点尊重！

[译注1] 夏洛特黄蜂队在04-05赛季至13-14赛季使用的队名是山猫，在这期间山猫的常规赛总战绩为293胜511负，胜率36.4%，季后赛战绩为0胜8负，两次东部首轮出局。

[–]76ersgustriandos 247 指標 13小時前

that tanking was some kind of suffering

76人球迷：摆烂的过程是痛苦的，呵呵。

[–][IND] Domantas SabonisDax_Webster 68 指標 12小時前

It wasn’t boring to not even be competitive for 5 years?

看着自己主队输了5年的球还不无聊？

[–]76ersgustriandos 96 指標 12小時前

well it was only 4 years and last year was incredibly fun so it was really 3 years of blatant tanking. it wasn"t fun in the traditional sense but still much better than the 7+ aimless years before that. Plus there was still 29 other teams to watch - its not like we just didn"t have the nba for years

港真其实是4年的相信过程，不过去年真的炒鸡刺激好吗。所以我们其实只明目张胆的摆了3年烂。你说的对，看着主队输球一点都不好玩，但总比在这之前7+年漫无目的地划水强吧。还有NBA不是还有其他29支球队么，我们费城球迷又不是啥都不看面壁思过了好几年。

[–]OmarDaal 80 指標 11小時前

it can"t be overstated how much more invested most of us were in the Hinkie era than we were in the Brand/Hawes/Webber "era"s"

the Sixers were literally dead in Philadelphia before Hinkie came along. no one cared. no one watched

最后再说一遍，辛基时代的球迷关注度比布兰德/霍伊斯/韦伯“时代”强一万倍。在辛基来之前我们球队像是没了妈的孩子，没人疼没人爱。

[–]76ersneilarmsloth 56 指標 10小時前

It"s night and day how much more invested people have become in this team. There will always be tons of rabid Eagles fans around, there will always be a loyal contingent of flyers fans, and the 07-11 Phillies gave baseball new life in philly. The sixers were dead last in the city for YEARS, and nobody gave a crap. Post Iverson it was like they didn"t even exist. Now they"d be the most popular team in the city if God himself didn"t get drafted as an eagles QB.

现在的球迷关注度和以前相比，简直是一个天上一个地下好吗。费城永远有一群疯狂的费城老鹰队（美式橄榄球联盟）球迷，一支忠诚的费城飞人队（冰球联盟）球迷先遣队，更别提07-11赛季费城费城人队（棒球联盟）给费城带来的新生了。咱76人多少年来都是费城北美四大体育联盟里垫底的球队，没人鸟咱们。后艾弗森年代里，咱们就像根本不存在一样。现在呢？除非上帝他老人家被费城老鹰队选中为四分卫，我们就是这城里最受欢迎的球队。

[–]Kingsgarak67 59 指標 9小時前

People always ask me "Why are you still a Kings fan when it"s so painful to watch".

If the Cleveland Browns fans can stick with their team so can I. Too many times it"s viewed as foolish to not abandon your team. Not on here of course because I can tell mostly everyone is committed to their team.

国王球迷：人们总是问我：“老铁，国王这球还能看么？你咋还是国王球迷啊？”我想说如果克利夫兰布朗队（美式橄榄球联盟）的球迷都能坚持的话，我也能坚持下去 [译注2]。很多时候人们觉得一直蜜一支球队蠢蠢的，我不是说湿乎乎啊我看的出来这里大部分人都热爱自己的主队。

[译注2] 1999赛季至2016赛季末，克利夫兰布朗队的战绩为88胜200负，仅在02年打入季后赛，但未取得任何胜利。

[–]HawksHW4didNothingWrong 575 指標 13小時前

That the Hawks will stay undefeated. We are still retooling while remaining competitive. I guess we will lose two or three games over the season.

老鹰球迷：老鹰会保持不败金身。我们在重新招兵买马的同时也保持着竞争力[译注3]。我想我们这个赛季大概还会再输2到3场比赛吧。呵呵。

[译注3]老鹰夏天各种动作明显是冲着摆烂去的，但是老鹰的GM在休赛季发明了这样一个说法。

[–]Thunderrabidbot 169 指標 11小時前

That we aren"t leveraging a haunted hotel for wins.

雷霆球迷：我们才不是靠一座闹鬼的酒店取胜呢 [译注4]。

[译注4] 见新闻：慈世平称俄城酒店闹鬼：感觉被鬼摸了>>

[–][OKC] Alex AbrinesDTttfu 135 指標 11小時前*

Not really about the team per se, but a lot of people seem to think the entire state of Oklahoma is just one giant dumpy shit hole filled with uneducated rednecks. The TRUTH is our rednecks go to OU so some of them are educated

Edit: /s...I love OK born and raised. Grew up in Tulsa and it’s my favorite place ever

（我要说的）跟雷霆这支队伍没啥关系，但看起来很多人觉得整个俄克拉荷马州就是一个鸟不拉屎的地方住着一群没上过学的乡巴佬。今天我在这里要严正的告诉你们：咱是上俄克拉荷马大学的，咱是受过教育的乡巴佬ok？！

编辑：tx tx。。。我爱俄克拉荷马，我在塔尔萨市出生和长大，它是我最喜欢的城市。

[–]SpursPoIIux 90 指標 7小時前

Isn"t an education at OU kinda like the blind leading the blind?

在俄大上学是不是就像跟一个四级都没过的老师学雅思一样啊？

[–]WarriorsARealKoala 190 指標 13小時前

That we play in San Francisco

勇士球迷：勇士的主场在旧金山。

[–][GSW] Monta EllisFUCK_STEPHEN_A_SMITH 459 指標 10小時前

That our logo is the Golden Gate. It"s actually the Bay Bridge

勇士球迷：好多球迷都觉得我们的队标是金门大桥。其实是海湾大桥。

[–]Bullsgrandtheftbuffalo 75 指標 7小時前

Honestly it makes sense since it connects SF and Oakland. Such a breathtaking bridge.

说真的，这听起来挺有道理的啊，海湾大桥连接了旧金山和奥克兰。真是一座壮观的桥啊。[译注5]

[译注5] 海湾大桥建于1936年，是世界上跨度最大的桥梁之一。

[–]CelticsPulp501 223 指標 11小時前

Oakland and SF are the same thing in my mind except everyone in SF is gay.

在我觉得奥克兰和旧金山是一样一样的，唯一的区别就是旧金山都是基佬吧 [译注6]。

[译注6] 旧金山因同性恋平权运动活跃而出名。

[–]WarriorsGhostTiger 101 指標 10小時前

If by "gay" you mean "obnoxious Techbro," you are right on.

如果你说的“基佬”指的是“死宅程序员”，那我想你说的对。

[–]CelticsPulp501 329 指標 10小時前

No I mean homosexual

想多了，我指的就是同性之爱。

[–]Cavalierscomatose2073 96 指標 12小時前

That our old vets are washed: Jeff Green, Korver, Wade and even Calderon have been great for us recently

骑士球迷：好多球迷都觉得我骑的老将已经完蛋了。实际上不是这样，杰夫-格林、科沃尔、韦德，甚至卡尔德隆最近都打的不错。

[–][CLE] Daniel Gibsonpoopdog1000 617 指標 12小時前

people say the cavs are just lebron, but in reality we"re paying like 14 other guys too

骑士球迷：人们老说骑士就只有勒布朗，其实事实上我们还要给其他14个老哥付工资呢。

[–]WarriorsMacDerfus 252 指標 12小時前

I thought I saw some other people when I watched a Cavs game.

我就说嘛，我就感觉上次看骑士比赛的时候场上除了詹姆斯好像还有其他人。

[–]EverybodyHatesKevin 113 指標 11小時前

Idk I watched the fourth quarter of their most recent game. I"m pretty sure I only saw Lebron...

我也不知道啊，最近比赛的第四节我都看了，我只看到勒布朗啊？我没眼花吧？

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 161 指標 8小時前*

Cavs Roster:

LeJose Calderon

LeJae Crowder

LeChanning Frye

LeJeff Green

LeJohn Holland

LeBron James

LeLeBron James

LeKyle Korver

LeKevin Love

LeCedi Osman

LeLondon Perrantes

LeDerrick Rose

LeIman Shumpert

LeJR Smith

LeIsaiah Thomas

LeTristan Thompson

LeDwyane Wade

LeAnte Zizic

Edit: just for you KD Kevin

以下是骑士球员名单：

勒何塞-卡尔德隆

勒杰-克劳德

勒钱宁-弗莱

勒杰夫-格林

勒约翰-霍兰德

勒布朗-詹姆斯

勒勒布朗-詹姆斯

勒凯尔-科沃尔

勒凯文-乐福

勒赛迪-奥斯曼

勒伦敦-佩尔兰茨

勒德里克-罗斯

勒伊曼-香波特

勒JR-史密斯

勒以赛亚-托马斯

勒特里斯坦-汤普森

勒德维恩-韦德

勒安特-日日奇

编辑：专门为了你改的，KD [译注7]

[译注7] 楼上用户名为 “EverybodyHatesKevin所有人都恨凯文”，调侃KD小号梗。

[–]WarriorsSakutaro_Is_Dead 10 指標 10小時前

They are there to flip bottles

他们就是上去扔扔水瓶的。[译注8]

[译注8] 16-17赛季骑士队在比赛中曾在板凳席上玩起水瓶翻转站立游戏。

[–]Raptorsabzftw 14 指標 9小時前

Someone has to inbound to lebron

总有人要发球给勒布朗的吧。

[–][HOU] Nene HilarioThatbrasiliankid 1206 指標 12小時前

That all we do is 3s and shoot in the paint, we"ve had at least 3 midrange shots this season so far

火箭球迷：我们只投3分和在油漆区内投篮，呵呵。其实呢，这赛季至今我们至少已经投了3个中投呢。

[–][LAL] Jose Calderonvictor396 302 指標 12小時前

Even when you shoot midranges you make sure they are three at a time

就算你们投中投，你们也保证让它跟3有关哈哈（楼上说投了3个中投）。

[–][HOU] Nene HilarioThatbrasiliankid 95 指標 12小時前

E F F I C I E N C Y

大写的效率啊。

[–]Knickspanda_box 85 指標 13小時前

We"re too good for our own good

尼克斯球迷：不少球迷觉得我尼现在打得这么好是对球队不利的!

[–]76ersLorax1515 29 指標 12小時前

I was under the impression that before the season, most Knicks fans wanted to tank since it seemed most likely at the time that they would be a bottom 5 team.

赛季开始前我以为大多数尼克斯球迷都想摆烂呢，因为在当时看来尼克斯真的是联盟倒数前五的球队。

[–]LakersRealPunyParker 131 指標 10小時前

That we"re getting a prime All Star Free Agent next summer.

We probably don"t.

湖人球迷：我们会在明年的自由市场上签下一个处在巅峰期的全明星球员！

额，大概不会吧。

[–]KnicksDussstBunnny 90 指標 9小時前

Are you sure you"re a Lakers fan? You don"t sound like a Lakers fan...

你真的是湖人球迷吗？？听着不太像啊。

[–]Lakersjomelle 88 指標 6小時前

Here, let me try:

ahem

We don"t need an All-Star free agent. We already have Lonzo and Kuzma.

那我换个说法你看像不像：

咳咳

我们才不需要签自由市场的全明星呢，我们已经有球哥和库兹马啦。

[–]BucksConcreteRomantic 399 指標 11小時前

Jason Kidd is a good coach.

雄鹿球迷：基德是个好教练，呵呵。

[–]Buckssnoogans8056 136 指標 10小時前

Length! What a great defense!

身高臂长！防守真好！ TX

[–][SAS] Manu Ginobiliappleyard13 86 指標 10小時前

Its surprising to me that he isnt. Seems like he would make a fantastic coach from the type of player he was.

说实在的，我挺吃惊他不是（一个好教练）。从他的球员生涯来看，他应该会是一个出色的教练啊。

[–]TimberwolvesDreadWolf3 188 指標 9小時前

I am always skeptical about all-time greats as coaches. Magic explained it well, he is just more talented that 99% of the players and since he got to learn stuff so easily it is hard for him to teach others how to do it. If you play Skyrim it is like Dragonborn teaching someone Way of the Voice. You basically stood in front of a stone and learned it while others need to spend years to master that-thus you cant correlate and teach them much.

对于巨星退役后担任教练（会成功）这一说法，我总是持怀疑态度。魔术师解释的很对[译注9]，他自己比99%的球员都更有天赋，对他来说学习和篮球相关的东西实在是太轻松了，以至于他很难教导其他人怎么打。如果你玩上古卷轴5：天际的话，这就像龙裔教其他人说龙语一样，你基本上就是站在一块石头前突然醍醐灌顶学会的，但别人却要花上好几年的时间才能灵活运用。由此得出，教导别人完全是两码事。

[译注9]魔术师曾在1993-94赛季担任过湖人教练，因成绩不理想，他在赛季结束后辞职。

[–]KnicksDussstBunnny 48 指標 9小時前

Likewise, people with a great talent for math are often terrible at teaching math to students who struggle with it, whereas teachers who found the subject difficult themselves have an easier time explaining it because it isn"t intuitive for them either.

同样的，那些数学天才往往很难向一个数学渣渣解释题目，但是那些自己觉得这科目也很难的老师就比较容易向别人解释，因为他们不是（像数学天才一样）靠直觉解题的。

[–][CHI] Michael Jordanraj96 45 指標 7小時前

I hate when professors say things like “These problems aren’t that hard! They’re actually kind of fun!”

You’ve dedicated your entire life to this subject, no shit it seems easy to you

我最烦教授导师们说像“这题一点都不难！嘿，解这题还蛮有意思的啊！”之类的话了，拜托，你毕生都在研究这个，还有什么对你来说不简单？？

[–][LAL] Sasha Vujacicjovins343 20 指標 7小時前

People who are great at math are usually great at teaching math.

They"re usually not great at teaching how to solve equations, which is what most people think math is.

其实吧，数学好的人通常教人数学也教得好

问题是他们一般不怎么会教人解方程，然而大多数人认为数学就是解方程。

[–]Buckskesakko 23 指標 10小時前

Also that we are entertaining to watch in any way. It"s all Giannis.

雄鹿球迷：还有一个错觉，就是人们觉得雄鹿很有观赏性。错了，只有字母哥打球有观赏性。

[–][CHI] Cameron Paynemcreschicago 229 指標 13小時前

Bulls: we’re a garbage bin team with no future that continually lives in the past.

公牛球迷：我们是一支辣鸡球队，我们毫无未来可言，永远活在过去。呵呵。

[–]Wizardsjuwanhoward4 139 指標 13小時前

I think generally people are coming around that with Dunn, Markkanen, Lavine, they have a decent core that will only continue to get better. Add a top 3 pick in and they look interesting moving forward

我想当人们看到邓恩、马尔卡宁和拉文的组合时就不会这么觉得了。这支球队有着不错的核心球员，他们还会不断进步的。再摘下一个前三顺位签，他们的前途光明。

[–][CHI] Cameron Paynemcreschicago 86 指標 13小時前

I’m actually really excited for our future. A year of shooting bricks for Doncic will definitely turn our franchise around.

公牛球迷：说真的，我对我们的未来感到十分激动啊，为东契奇打一年铁将会对球队有着巨大帮助。

[–][LAL] Smush Parkercheesefries98 20 指標 13小時前

Is Doncic the ultimate goal? I feel like Ayton is at the top of the draft boards. Dudes been tearing teams apart

东契奇是你们的最终目标？我感觉艾顿会是状元啊，他正在把对手活活撕裂。

[–][CHI] Cameron Paynemcreschicago 36 指標 12小時前

Well speaking personally I want Doncic the most, but I worry about the potential defensive nightmare that is a Dunn, Lavine, Doncic, Markkanen, insert bargain bin center here lineup. Ayton on the contrary fixes all of that as being the perfect defensive pairing with Lauri.

从个人角度来说我想要东契奇，但是我也担心邓恩、拉文、东契奇、马尔卡宁再加上随便一个中锋的阵容在防守端会成为我们的噩梦啊。作为对比呢，艾顿能解决防守的问题，他和马尔卡宁的前场防守阵容想想都赤鸡啊。

[–][GSW] Andre IgoudalazzMojaveExpress 293 指標 13小時前

That Kerr is handicapping the team by not running more pick and roll. After every loss that gets repeated.

But their offensive efficiency is historically good (as it should be with their talent). I don"t think they are leaving points on the table.

勇士球迷：科尔在拖我们后腿，因为他不让球队打挡拆，呵呵。每次咱输球都有这种言论。

我们的进攻效率是历史级的出色（基于我们的天赋，本该如此）。我不觉得勇士现在会放着分不得。

[–][GSW] Bimbo ColesYoungClint_TrapLord 240 指標 13小時前

Kerr handicapping the team by playing a 13 man rotation

勇士球迷：实际上科尔用的十三人轮换正在拖我勇的后腿。

[–]CavaliersMrDingus20 76 指標 13小時前

You need more men.

你们需要更多球员轮换啊！

[–]76ersTmwill87 46 指標 12小時前

Start pulling people from the crowd.

开始从观众席上拉人上场打球了。

[–][NYK] Doug McDermottEthanMcbuckets 53 指標 13小時前

On an individual play to play basis they may be leaving points on the board but overall the off ball screening and “everyone-gets-to-touch-the-ball” offense makes the entire team happier and probably leads to a more efficient offense and defense in the long run

从每个回合的细节分析上来说他们可能是会战略性放弃轻松得分机会。但是从整体来说，无球挡拆和“让每个人都触球”的理念能让整支球队都打上快乐篮球，从长远来看对球队的进攻和防守效率都会有帮助。

[–]TimberwolvesIIFollowYou 35 指標 12小時前

In general, PnR plays around the league actually score at a less efficient rate than the types of plays the Warriors run (handoffs, spot-ups, etc.) It"s only in the playoffs where defenses are actually engaged and have scouted out their plays that PnR/ISO actions become more useful.

整体来说，联盟里的挡拆效率是低于勇士打的战术（手递手、定点投篮啥的）的效率的。但是在季后赛里大家都是真刀真枪地防守，到那时候他们就会发现挡拆或单打的战术将会更有效。

[–]SpursYaBoiWhit 325 指標 13小時前

That Kawhi is our best player. Its actually Kyle Anderson. He was stuck in Kawhis shadow for to long.

马刺球迷：伦纳德是我们最好的球员。才不是呢，凯尔-安德森才是。他在伦纳德的阴影下待太久了。

[–]Raptors1sp 65 指標 11小時前

Yup

猛龙球迷：同意。